Now that escalated quickly…

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googlebus:

jokes like this are so gross

Lmfao

googlebus:

jokes like this are so gross

Lmfao

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dissipvte:

qonorrhea:

raspberryripples:

This scares me.

but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”

Hahhahaahahaha me rn

Lmao

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mcl0vinit:

I hate when people ask you “do you drink?”

like of course i drink, i have water like every day and when i wanna loosen up a lil bit ill have a juice box

Lmfao loosen up a bit

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